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Realized that I know absolutely nothing about women, they are way too confusing.
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:iconthetaoofchaos:
thetaoofchaos Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2012   Writer
If this is actually true, shouldn't this be categorized as non-fiction? ;)
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:iconjokerman03:
Jokerman03 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
To be honest I didn't know where to put this besides humour.
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MManUltra Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA... wait i know nothing either... Y.Y
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:iconjokerman03:
Jokerman03 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:la: we're i the same boat then.
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:iconmmanultra:
MManUltra Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
yup!
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LuffedPengin Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012
LMFAO XD
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:iconprofessional-fcukwit:
Professional-Fcukwit Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012
WHat brought on this epiphany?
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:iconjokerman03:
Jokerman03 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Well unlike this deviation it is a very long winded tale.
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:iconprofessional-fcukwit:
Professional-Fcukwit Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012
Fire away my boy.
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41Frostbite Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Lol I'm a women :) You should know something about me.
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:iconjokerman03:
Jokerman03 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
You have bewbies
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:icon41frostbite:
41Frostbite Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Lol I'm guessing you are having girl troubles?
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:iconjokerman03:
Jokerman03 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Not really, just realized that sometimes women are too complicated sometimes and I know absolutely nothing about them.
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Loza-Muse Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
True, especially if you decide to lead mutiny.
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:iconjokerman03:
Jokerman03 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I see what you did there.
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:iconloza-muse:
Loza-Muse Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Yes :P
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:icon41frostbite:
41Frostbite Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Lol Ya well I don't understand men.
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:iconjokerman03:
Jokerman03 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Looks like no one understands anyone.
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41Frostbite Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Yep looks like. It's kinda funny when you think about it :)
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NicosGirl Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
ARE NOT!
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SolomonFaulknerSR388 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I've lived with girls my entire life, I'm slowly learning their secrets, I'll let you know when I figure them out. lol
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rebelliousmisfit Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
thats wat u think!!! u know nothing fool XD i mean us girls dont even know wat we want!!
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SolomonFaulknerSR388 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Exactly! lol
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Jokerman03 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Any of their secrets you can divulge would be most appreciated.
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SolomonFaulknerSR388 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Most girls have low self esteem, they go for bad boys and jerks cause they don't think they deserve better, or they think they can change them. lol
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Jokerman03 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
If only they gave us average guys a chance. :(
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SolomonFaulknerSR388 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
They will, eventually, they have to go through the assholes first. Then they'll see what they needed was a nice guy all along. You'll see. :3
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Jokerman03 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I guess we're the light at the end of the tunnel of jerks. Well I'll be there to pick up the pieces that the assholes made and put them back together until I don't have too anymore.
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SolomonFaulknerSR388 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Exactly, after a long road of black eyes, broken hymens and fatherless children, they finally realize they need guys like us.
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Jokerman03 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
All we gotta do is hang in there and stick by their sides.
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charmgal27 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
AHAHAHAH XDD lol at first i was like wha
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Calin-4 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
People are people, regardless of age, race, or gender.
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Jokerman03 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
And regardless of age race or gender they can be hard to understand.
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Calin-4 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
True
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Internet-Cancer Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Really?
Most of my friends are women...and I'm a dude...I always find it funny when I see things like this.
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Jokerman03 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Sometimes I think I know something, but then my friends that are girls go and do something I completely didn't expect and I get really confused.
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Internet-Cancer Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Maybe it's because literally all of my friends are women, but I've found them quite easy to understand.
The prime difference between men and women is how we express ourselves. Women (and myself) tend to communicate more openly than men. What I mean to say is that they tend to communicate not only verbally, but through nuance and gesture. There's a lot of reading in between the lines and nonverbal stuff going on there. If you spent more time around girls the confusion would clear up.

Men tend to try to dominate the conversation with superficial topics rather than listen. It's something of an unintentional competition which I've never been good at handling.

At least that's what my psychology book says. Either way...I call myself androgynous because I relate better with the opposite sex than I do other dudes.
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Jokerman03 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Reading between the lines is where gets iffy. "What if that's not what she means" kinda thing.
Guys also tend to be more
Physical in some things and thus are less likely to sit and listen to what a girl says.
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Internet-Cancer Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Reading between the lines ain't that hard. It just requires practice.

AHEM. I am not physical. Actually I prefer listening. It's easier than making a move and lets me get to know her better before making any moves.
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Jokerman03 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Practice, I could give that a try.

I meant more interested in physical activities like sports, not necessarily sex.
I have tried listening but it never tends to go too well.
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Internet-Cancer Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
yes, do that. life will be simpler.

Ah, well, I really detest sports. Not the sports themselves, but more of how it's practically a religion.

Wellll where does it go wrong?
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Jokerman03 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I know you mean about the sports being a religion, some people make it way to personal.

Well sometimes it can be hard for me to keep a conversation.
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Mental-Hazzard Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Student General Artist
Get that bitch a poem, bitches love poems.
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Poison2007 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
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plathfan910 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012   Writer
Thank god one of you men finally realized it lol
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ReinaHW Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012   Writer
Men find women confusing, while we find men confusing.
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:iconjokerman03:
Jokerman03 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Thus making relationships exceedingly difficult.
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ReinaHW Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012   Writer
All part and package of learning about one another and accepting one another.
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weasleyheritage Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012
Psh Adam, you know women are ridiculously attractive, you know women control everything, you know women eat absolutely everything in the house at that time of month and you know women don't even understand themselves :P
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Jokerman03 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
And this is why I know nothing about women.
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